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My mind is still more boggled by the enigma of Sarah Palin than “Joe the Plumber,” but I like how America’s new working-class hero now has to hire a publicist due to all the attention he’s been getting from the McCain campaign. Rumor has it that there are “Joe the Plumber” books, public appearances, and, possibly a country music album in the works. I have to hand it to Joe. I think this is brilliant. What’s more American than the working class? Could it be the middle to upper class’s fetishization of the working class? Of course not! (That would be un-American.) It’s cashing in and selling out! Just think of all the “bootstrapping” yarns the McCain camp could spin now. Read the rest of this entry »
For some of you, this may come as old news. But for those of you who haven’t done a thorough google search of our favorite beauty queen lately, now hear this: allegedly, this pit bull hockey mom has her lipstick tattooed on. I guess compulsively reproducing, threatening women’s rights, and conducting business e-mail out of a Yahoo account all while pretending to be a feminist leaves very little time for lipstick application. It’s okay, Sarah, I understand. My real worry for you is that you’ll never be able to experience the joys of M.A.C. Lip Glass like the rest of us.
Anyway, the full “story” is here.
I suppose the real question is…should we care? Well, of course we should! You see, the internet is in the middle of a very important decision: is Sarah Palin a “milf,” a “vpilf,” a heartbeat away from being a “pilf,” or all three? In my opinion, this is breathtakingly milfy and I know milfy aesthetic when I see it, gosh darrnit you betcha!
