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Hey Durian, what's happening?
Many groups and institutions have been asking for government money in recent months in order to fend back the prevailing tide of economic hardship. Banks, financial managers, the auto and porn industries, jewelry manufacturers and even Harley Davidson have all asked the US federal system for money in order to help save their respective operations. These motions are outrightly socialist in nature, true, but the way that capitalism works is that if no one wants or needs your product, you close up the business and instead make something that the people want. It functions on the basis of a Free Market. Examplum gratis: the fresh durian market is extremely slim in this country because it is a fruit that according to Richard Sterling smells like “pig-shit, turpentine and onions, garnished with a gym sock” and not a lot of people (that we know) are into that sort of thing.
Hello, I am Escalade, and I'll be your server for the evening.
So maybe the American auto industry should have made sleeker, more fuel efficient cars at a lower cost instead of petrol devouring tankers designed to haul one middle aged man and his middle aged wife and their 2.3 Ritalin medicated children. Who are we as the general financing American public to remind a hegemonic oil dependent industry of the primary rules of engagement in the capitalist market? Or who are we to demand honesty in our economic systems? If socialist policies are going to be used to save The American Dream™ then perhaps it ought to be that stated and accepted that capitalism is not sustainable and the economic tremors we have been experiencing are it’s death throes.
or why i’m in favor of body hair
Preface: First, I would like to state clearly and concisely that I do not look at pornography, rather I enjoy it. I watch it, read it; it is integral to the sanity of a single guy. But within this adult slice of the pop collective is a trend that I have noticed for sometime- this of course being the trend of no or severely reduced body hair. Not just on women but on men as well. Secondly, I am in no way in line with the New Age Hippy Locally Grown Agenda which also seems to be an on-going albeit completely different and odoriferous trend. And lastly,I would like to loosely define body hair as hair on the legs, within the axillary and pubic regions, and in the case of males, hair on the torso. Now we have some parameters. Great.
