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bibi. noun. a small domesticated carnivore, Felis domesica or F. catus, bred in a number of varieties.

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Desirée Rambunctious. proper noun. 1. compact in stature yet astounding in capability. 2. outlaw from the femmepire. 3. will spin-n-n wax if provoked

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giblet. noun or adjective. (gib-lette) 1. of or referring to the LGBTQQA community (derived from GLBT) 2. a self-identified member of the LGBTQQA community. see also: legbite

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handclap. noun. 1. the sampled and synthesized clap often used in electronic or dance music. 2. a unit of positive value modeled after the musical sample, typically on a scale of 1 to 5 with 5 representing the furthest extreme of “want.”

hottie biscotti. noun. 1. a hottie of particular hottness who has achieved ultimate hottosity in the scientifically and peer reviewed field of hottology. 2. a person who is particularly attractive.

hottie bomb. noun. a contributor to Teletypewriter see also: hottie biscotti.

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Ian Drinkwater. proper noun. 1. awesome. 2. even more awesomer. 2. bad at numbers. 4. an apex predator critical of/to the survival of the pop ecosystem.

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joanas. noun (pl.). a unit of negative value, always in plural form even when in the singular, typically on a sliding scale from 1 to 5 with 5 representing the furthest extreme of “do not want.”

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legbite. noun or adjective. 1. of or referring to the LGBTQQA community (derived from LGBT) 2. a self-identified member of the LGBTQQA community. see also: giblet

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meatspace. noun. the real world as opposed to the virtual world; often referenced in Teletypewriter stalking reports.

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salute, the. noun. a greeting often exchanged between Mr. Drinkwater and Ms. Rambunctious in the form of a salute. the salute is performed with the right hand. the index finger points downward, the thumb extends outward, the ring finger and middle fingers are held together while the little finger extends outward. this salute holds the secret of the universe.

sea kitten. noun. any of various cold-blooded, aquatic vertebrates, having gills, commonly fins, and typically an elongated body covered with scales.

snaguar. noun. an unspeakable beast of legend which is the horrifying result of a biblical union of the snake and jaguar, wherein the upper half has a toothy jaguar face, torso, two deadly arms, and claw weilding paws. the latter half propels the beast forward with it’s serpentine force, dexterity and prowess. 40% jaguar, 60% snake.

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teletypewriter. noun. a largely obsolete electro-mechanical typewriter that can be used to communicate typed messages from point to point over a variety of communications channels.

therapies. noun (pl.). see Txs.

Txs. noun (pl.). an abbreviation for “therapies,” always in the plural form even when in the singular. typically used on a sliding scale of 1 to 5 with 5 as the furthest extreme of “this thing/event is so affective/traumatizing it may cause one to indefinitely and subconsciously repeat the conditions of the possibility of this thing/event in one’s day to day existence, possibly to the detriment of one’s own functioning.”

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victorian hook. noun. an undefined but quasi-punitive sexual act bragged about to friends or strangers for egoistic and/or narcissistic reasons.

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wyman or wymen (pl.). noun. (why-man, why-men) intentional misspelling and mispronunciation of the alternate spelling of “woman/women” as “womyn.” “Wyman” is used to express frustration at the obvious re-centering and glorification of binary sex/gender by supposed feminists in a supposed third wave feminist discourse that supposedly opposes binary gender.

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